Fandalites - An Animorphs Podcast

Alternasode 2 - Paupipo, Prince of the Giraffe Star

When pizza's in a Sanrio Rip you can have pizza anytime because time no longer maters.  Fuck time."

Episode 32 - Left Brained People Love Everyone, Right Brained People Love Knives

Being killed by a tunnel, or turning into a cockroach?  It's a real Rachel's Choice on this week's Fandalites!

Minisode 1 - OOPS! All Bullshit

A collection of outtakes from Fandalites Episode 32 that didn't do much for the episode, but Brent liked them enough to share.  Named by @AngryAria.

Episode 33 - Quench Your Lake-Thirst

We built this community center!  We built this community center on rock AND roll!

Episode 34 - Against All Probability a Humpback Whale Had Suddenly Been Called Into Existence Several Miles Above the Surface of an Alien Planet

2 Minds, 1 Body

Episode 35 - A Wise, Mellow Dracon Beam

Marco’s dad has a girlfriend, & Marco is a HUGE jerk about it. The Animorphs are not exactly the poster children for mental health week on this episode of Fandalites!

Vissersode - My Slime Layer Is So Dry & Stiff

There is no room for random chance in the limited human cosmology of this week's super-sized Fandalites!

Episode 36 - Vantablack Submarine

Thrill! At the astounding adventures of Doc Visser.  Gill! At the sinister plots of the inscrutable Nartec.  All this & more in this months Fandalite Tales (30¢ at your local newsstand)

Episode 37 - I've Been Known to Get into Fights Some People Would Call Unnecessary

Did they just
Let the plane
Go?  And crash wherever?
Oh no okay they
Crashed it into the yeerk pool
1998 was a different time
OH NO IT WAS A HIGH RISE NO

Episode 38 - You Are Having a Reaction to Mouth-Pleasures

The Andalites are back in town (but not the good ones), Ax only cheats on Cinnabon a little & kissing is less pleasurable than chocolate.  All this & more on this week’s Fandalites!